Hell is a waiting room where your number is never called. Not going to post too much detail but I've made literally dozens of phone calls, drove dozens of miles and so far, have made no progress in getting a GP doctor. Sentara Norfolk is also under a huge amount of construction so it was a maze to navigate with at least 10 elevator rides. Still thinking of a name for my brain passenger too. Cthulhu is the prime candidate but it will be a while before I settle on a proper name. After talking to Lindsey, Pinky is another option (like Pinky and the Brain).